The Guillotee(n)

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The Guillotee(n)

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Wearable populist outrage never looked so elitist! Our Guillotee© will make you look good while you vomit platitudes at oblivious plutocrats. Heck, they won't hear you anyway! To the entitled class, your plebeian voice is nothing more than a high-pitched squeal only dogs can hear. So give them an eyeful instead.

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  • Overstock Item
  • 100% Cotton
  • Screen printed in the USA
  • The Vile Plutocrat logo on back

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A Dreadful Yarn

We love to bash the French for being morally superior, but they did something right after the Bastille was stormed. They took back what had been stolen from them by the lying, thieving, holier-than-thou plutocrats. Our Guillotee© is an hand-drawn homage to simpler days when people got angry at the establishment and had the balls to rise up as a population and punish the elite for their misdeeds. You can buy our wicked tee and state your dissatisfaction in public loud and clear, or you can content yourself with shouting at your television in the privacy of your own home. The decision is yours.

Without resorting to bloodshed, get on your high-horse and let these scoundrels know they aren't any better than you are!

Our shirt is made from 100% cotton and, while we can't promise it will get you laid, with the assistance of a few shots of Scotch it will make your chest look like the pictures you see in body-building magazines or Victoria's Secret catalogs. You'll look good, real good, wearing our soft, chocolate brown Guillotee©. That much we promise. And, if our shirt doesn't make your belly magically disappear, give it to someone less fortunate who will appreciate this marvelous work of wearable outrage — We don't guarantee your money back, just like conservatives don't believe you have a right to the same health care we provide for them.

The Vile Plutocrat

Five years ago, pre VILE Inc. , I launched a political activism project called The Vile Plutocrat in an effort to hold the political class, wealthy, and powerful accountable for their lies, greed, and malfeasance. The project met with a great deal of success early on after it was picked up by a couple world news outlets that caused its initial release to go viral. TheVilePlutocrat.com was also honored with 12 awards for web site design by various contests including The Addy's, One Show, and the 2010 SXSW Web Awards.

Although updates are less frequent, the site is still supported. Make no mistake, the sheer volume of graft, corruption, and manipulation among the ruling class is more prevalent and sinister than it has ever been.

This t-shirt was designed to help promote that project. If nothing else, it's still a cool design. And it's a really nice shirt.